This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
NO BUT SO I WAS WATCHING THE NEW YEAR’S COUNTDOWN IN TIMES SQUARE ON TV
AND THIS REPORTER LADY IS GOING AROUND HOLDING HER MIC OUT SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE SHOUT OUTS
AND SHE ASKS ONE GUY “WHO ARE YOU SHOUTING OUT TO?”
AND HE SAYS “MY MOM”
AND SHE ASKS “WHY?”
AND HE ANSWERS
“SHE HAS NO IDEA I’M IN NEW YORK”
“I’M TWELVE HOURS AWAY FROM HOME”
This is awkward. Not you’re awkward— but just because we’re— I’m awkward. You’re gorgeous. Wait what?
I’ve never had more sympathy for a Disney character than in this moment.(via statusquotable)
i have no regrets only high expectations
DONT!!!!!! PUT!!!!!!! METAL!!!!! IN!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!! MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Unknown ) (OW TH--E FUCK U SUCK DICK ON ACCID--ENT
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