- A TFiOS movie poster
- The Target special edition of The Fault in Our Stars (includes a bonus commentary dvd) signed by John Green.
- Must be following me.
- I’m really sorry, but this is only open to U.S. residents because I’m a college kid who can’t afford international shipping :/
- There will be one winner.
- Must be willing to give me your address if you’re the winner.
- Reblog as many times as you want, but please be considerate of your followers.
- Likes count as well!
- The winner will be chose through a random number generator.
- The chosen winner will have 48 hours to respond.
- The giveaway ends on April 20th at midnight.
- Do not hesitate to ask any questions.
IT’S ALMOST TIME TO CHOOSE A WINNER!!!
If I were to take commissions for sassy cross stitchery, would people be interested? I’m thinking $20 per + shipping. Just simple stuff, and could be any phrase with your choice of colors!
Sailor Moon brooch not included.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
"Sailor Moon brooch" I had no idea Usagi hated men
lmfao yeah because i’m totally usagi and just decided it was a good spot to display for a temp photo
On one hand it’s a good indicator that you are to be avoided, on another holy shit twenty dollars good luck child
that’s nice plz avoid me then
None of you have been on Etsy apparently, where these things are upwards of $30. And she is right, labor at minimum wage for 1-2 hours plus supplies plus profit = even more than that. Y’all need to educate yourselves. Or just be quiet.
About the text itself, ha ha ha learn to satire.
I’ve bought stuff at cons that was a million times more difficult and labor intensive, and ya know was actually ‘art’. This is not worth twenty fucking dollars.
You’re not feeling me with that bullshit.
Also, look up satire.
Apparently this is satire. God damnit you people.
I fucking love Willam.
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
i will never not reblog this
you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell
There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.
First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.
I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them.
Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.
But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out.
OH MY GOD
It’s not creative enough.
But it IS creative.
green is NOt a creative colour
is that John Green
GUYS IT EVEN SAYS THE JOHN GREEN COLLECTION OH DEAR GOD
Is this real life
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
"Perfect for drawing on your face or signing 150,000 books"
It got even better
the first thing i did when I saw this post was to see if one of the comments was from him and I’m a bit disappointed
You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.
imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun
"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."
So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book.
Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness.
Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)
And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him.
THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it.
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.
All of them…minus the last two… Oh.
AHH SARA QUIN SINGING THE PORTAL SONG!!!
:D :D :D SO CUTE I can’t believe I’ve never seen/heard this before!
remember ages ago when i said i was sad there was no video footage of sara saying ‘its so delicious and moist’ because i wanted a gif of it and no one knew what i was talking about yh this is it
i can’t explain why the combination of sara’s voice and ukuleles makes my heart feel like exploding and crying and marrying everybody her voice is a giant hug help i wanna cry
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
this is me in a text post
nothing has ever been more relevant
Me today. All of those feelings in a day.
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
you really live up to your url
I put a dong in my mouth but I don’t suck it. it’s a metaphor.